This just in, Chip Kelly is going…nowhere!! Sources for the university report that Chip Kelly has turned down job offers from the NFL. After testing the Browns out, and kicking the tires on the Eagles, Kelly has decided that he will be the head coach for the Ducks in 2013.
There were a lot of naysayers. A lot of experts were telling us that Chip’s leaving was a good as done, that is was only a question of which team. This is the second year in a row that Ducks have held their breath about Chip Kelly going to the next level. Now, we as Ducks fans can fully bask in the glory of our Fiesta Bowl win, without a grey cloud hanging over the room. In Chip we trust!!
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