Tennessee is Much More than a Waltz

The Vols of the University of Tennessee

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Good morning, Ducks.  The Tennessee Volunteers venture out West this week, expecting to be the next recipient of a savage beating at the hands of the good guys.  According to Vegas the second half will be largely played by the Vols v. Sheldon High School’s Women’s Chorus.

From 1957

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From 1957

Regardless of the outcome of this Saturday’s bloodbath, kudos for sure, to the Volunteers for breaking the trail for a conference somewhat limited in it’s knowledge of geography.

The United States per the Southeastern Conference

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The United States per the Southeastern Conference

Tennessee is a state with a proud history.  It’s where Davy Crockett was born on a mountain top (except that he wasn’t).  It’s where Elvis Loved Tenderly (except for the gun) and where the Grand Ole’ Opry has played host to some of the finest music ever written (except for the country/western nonsense.)

As every elementary student knows, Tennessee is “The Volunteer State.”  A state that prides itself on working and not getting paid, will obviously be rich in interesting trivia.  Here is what our crack staff found out about this week’s opponent:

1. Besides “Volunteers,” Residents of Tennessee are also Called “Butternuts.”  The Tennessee uniforms were a tan color during the Civil War.  Butternuts is also rumored to be what happened to the Volunteer players when they realized that Oregon was on this year’s schedule.

Tennessee Quarterback Justin Worley

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Tennessee Quarterback Justin Worley

2.  Tennessee’s Most Famous Resident is Dolly Parton:  What most people don’t know is that her personalized license plate is O   O.

Hello Dolly

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Hello Dolly

3.  Other Famous Tennessean’s Include Johnny Knoxville, from “Jackass” fame, and Miley Cyrus from Jackass Fame:  You guys must be so proud.


4.  The name “Tennessee” originated from the old Yuchi Indian word, “Tana-see,” meaning “The Meeting Place.”:  This was particularly appropriate when Tennessee first came up against Jadeveon Clowney.

5.  Cumberland University, located in Lebanon, lost a football game to Georgia Tech on October 7, 1916, by a score of 222 to 0.  This is a record . . . at least until this Saturday.

"Coach, I don't know what it was but it was somethin' FAST!"

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“Coach, I don’t know what it was but it was somethin’ FAST!”

Just a couple more days until the throwdown with Creamsicle Uni U.  One thing that I can say for Tennessee fans – they may be deluded but .  . . I mean . . . DAMN, are they deluded?

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Kim Hastings

Kim Hastings

Kim Hastings is a 1984 graduate of Northwest Christian College. He cut his journalistic teeth as sports editor of a paper in his home town of Fortuna, CA, and, later as a columnist for the Longview Daily News in Longview, WA. He saw his first Oregon game in 1977 and never missed a home game from 1981 until a bout with pneumonia cut his streak short in 1997. He was one of the proud 3200 on a bitterly cold night in Shreveport, Louisiana in 1989 for the Independence Bowl, and continues to be big supporter of Oregon sports. He is an active participant on the various Oregon Ducks messageboards as "TacomaDuck."

  • Autzen Buddist

    Wow. This article is a new low for Fishduck. I used to come here for insightful analysis that gave me a new appreciation for our Ducks. My how things have changed. You should be ashamed of yourselves for publishing such adolescent drivel. I sincerely hope the fans at Autzen on Saturday show more respect to Tennessee than you have. Stay classy Fishduck.

  • hoboduck

    That was great fun. tks.
    Go Ducks WTD

  • Rusty

    Very nice and funny.

  • Joey Harrington LOL

    You’re a man and your name is Kim.

    • Right in the Vols

      You’re a man and your sister is also your dads niece. Good luck with that whole shallow gene pool thing. Sleep it off Joey, lots of volunteer work tomorrow. Tennessee’s D will volunteer about 56 points.