Our thanks to Glenn Hanna for giving us a few laughs with this creation … (Charles Fischer). We also wish to thank musician Wayne Johnson for his permission!
Volunteer Position Openings:
--Media Management/Supervisor: We are looking for someone beyond college age who can help manage students and mentor in a number of different departments. Expertise is not required as organizational skills and interest in guiding others.
--Assistant Football Analyst: Love college football and enjoy watching it for hours? We need associates to view games and find the techniques/teaching points we identify for them in advance. You will be recognized in publications, and could have the opportunity to move to full Analyst.
--College Football Analyst: We are looking for Coaches, or retired coaches to help create analysis videos (we do the video part) that will be viewed by thousands, and will help young football players as well as fans understand the game much better. The national recognition will help your resume' as well as make an impact upon the game we all dearly love.
--Video Specialist: We are looking for help in the Eugene/Springfield area to assist with the shooting and editing of analysis videos.
All Positions: Send a resume' with full contact information and any writing samples you have to email@example.com Again, these are volunteer positions donating five hours a week each.