Bye Week Blues? Five Reasons Why a Weekend Without the Ducks Can be a Good Thing

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It’s Friday. Up here in Alpine Nirvana, you know, five hours straight north from the home of the Gonzaga Bulldogs, a gaggle of Ducks fans sit, fidgeting nervously, wondering what to do with their new-found free time this weekend. Yes, we — Ducks fans that is — are everywhere, even in Kaslo, British Columbia, a tiny, isolated village that’s like a real-world version of Cicely, Alaska, the fictional town that provided the backdrop for that ’90s television classic, Northern Exposure.

Kaslo, BC, on 100-mile-long Kootenay Lake.

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Kaslo, BC, on 100-mile-long Kootenay Lake. Move over, Northern Exposure.

There’s me and Osa, both of us South Eugene High School grads. There’s Paul and Donna, who moved here from Cottage Grove. There’s Jeff, the owner of Irlybird Hardware, who’s never been to Oregon but digs the Ducks because of their uniforms and overall style of play. And of course there’s my neighbor, Macker, an Edmonton Eskimos fanatic, a team that also features green and yellow as its base colors. He grins and gives me the “O” sign every time he walks by the house.

So what on earth are we Ducks fanatics here in Kaslo to do tomorrow — watch plodding Alabama bump heads with boring Mississippi State? No, I have a better idea. Well, five, actually…

No. 1:  CHOP SOME MORE FIREWOOD

More, please.

Randy Morse

More, please.

Hey, winter approaches. The mountains all around us are plastered with snow. We’re sending all the cheap electricity down to Seattle and Portland. There are dead trees out there for the felling. Grab a chainsaw and get busy.

No. 2: TAKE THE DOG FOR A WALK

Scout, in full autumnal cammo.

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Scout, in full autumnal cammo.

Good for him. Good for you. Ease him into it, though — he’s not used to any action on Saturdays in the autumn.

No. 3: SAVE THE GOLDFISH

Fish have to breathe, too.

Randy Morse

Fish have to breathe, too.

It’s getting cold. The pond’s freezing. Your wife loves the fish. She’s named them, for God’s sake. Grab an ice axe and start chopping.

No. 4: WASH THE CAR

Tenzing: tried, trusted, tested, and dirty.

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Tenzing: tried, trusted, tested, and dirty.

OK, so it’s not a car. This isn’t West Linn or Lake Oswego. It’s a 1988 Japanese right-hand drive BJ 74 turbodiesel Toyota Landcruiser, aka Tenzing. Takes you anywhere and everywhere. Here’s your chance to return the love. Beside, the Ducks decals will show up better afterward.

No. 5: STARE AT A BLANK TV SCREEN FOR A WHILE

Hey, it's better than watching another SEC snore-fest.

Randy Morse

Hey, it’s better than watching another SEC snore-fest.

OK, it’s Saturday evening. Pour yourself a drink. Bring along some healthy snacks. Sit down in the ol’ Laz-y-Boy and stare at your blank TV screen. Don’t twitch or reach for the remote. Let your mind relax and wander to next Saturday — you know, November 22, when the Ducks will crush Colorado at Autzen. Visualize another victory. And bask in all you’ve achieved.

See? Bye weeks aren’t so bad after all.

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Randy Morse

Randy Morse

Randy Morse (Editor and Writer) is a native Oregonian, a South Eugene High and U of O grad (where he played soccer for the Ducks, waaay back in ’70-‘71). After his doctoral work at the University of Alberta he launched a writing & publishing career – that plus his love of mountaineering has taken him all over the world. An award-winning artist, musician, broadcaster, and author, he’s written 8 books – his writing on media & democracy earned him the Friends of Canadian Broadcasting’s 2014 Dalton Camp Award. He swears he taught LaMarcus Aldridge his patented fade-way jump shot, and is adamant that if he hadn’t left the country (and was a foot taller) he would be the owner of a prosperous chain of fast food outlets and a member of the NBA Hall of Fame by now. If there is a more rabid Ducks fan in the known universe, this would come as a major surprise to Morse’s long-suffering family. He resides in the tiny alpine village of Kaslo, British Columbia.