End of an Era

goodbye

Three years, nine months, and 18 days ago I was asked to submit a column for a new website called FishDuck.com. In the 197 weeks since, I contributed 197 pieces to the site. Wednesday morning I received a call from The Big Fish himself telling me this will be the last regularly scheduled edition, at least for now wink, wink, say no more, say no more.

Alas

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Alas

In the years of my association with FishDuck.com/notsurewhytheyweresohornyforitalics I have made some good friends. I’ve had some fun at the expense of our opponents and made people whom I respect laugh until milk comes out of their nose.

What is better than that?

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What is better than that?

Before I leave, I want to thank some people. On Sept. 3, 2011, there were only three of us. The one with the vision was Charles Fischer. He has been the driving force behind the site from the get-go. It was his dream that spawned the site. It was his money that kept the site afloat. When we have our company good-bye on Catalina Island next month, I will probably give him a big wet kiss.

Comin' atcha, Big Guy.

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Comin’ atcha, Big Guy.

I want to thank the various editors who have helped make my stuff look good. It has been a pleasure, almost all the time, working with you folks. Shout out to Dano Dunn.

Since we have some free time after Catalina Island I will be at your house for a salmon barbecue very soon.

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Since we have some free time after Catalina Island, I will be at your house for a salmon barbecue very soon.

I would also like to thank the fans of the various teams I have skewered over the last 3.5+ years. I have learned a lot about your team traditions. I didn’t know the University of Virginia was founded by Thomas Jefferson until it was time for us to play them. My research into the third President of these United States revealed the married Jefferson to be a kind, albeit morally ambiguous, man. He was especially kind to Sally Hemings, a favored slave girl. But Virginia Cavalier fans know their team’s history and sing the unofficial fight song.

Seriously, it was never my intention to insult as much as it was to shine the bright light of twisted humor on the teams we played.

But the Beaver fans were asking for it when they rushed the field because they beat the spread in a 24-17 loss to New Mexico.

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But the Beaver fans were asking for it when they rushed the field because they beat the spread in a 24-17 loss to New Mexico.

Honesty compels me to say I enjoyed needling the Huskies more than any other team. We have muzzled them, and I never thought it would happen in my lifetime. In days long past, I thought I could die a happy man if we ever beat them two years running.

Now, who knows how many years the streak will live?

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Now, who knows how many years the streak will live?

But, before I go, let me say one last thing to the loyal, and even the casual, readers of my work. Thank you from the bottom of my being. It has been my pleasure coming to you each and every Saturday morning for almost four years. God Bless you for the kind words. I have treasured each of them in my heart. Now, allow me to give the last word to the person who has been my executive assistant since the beginning.

Go Ducks!

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Go Ducks!

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 Volunteer Position Openings:

--Media Management/Supervisor:  We are looking for someone beyond college age who can help manage students and mentor in a number of different departments. Expertise is not required as organizational skills and interest in guiding others.   --Assistant Football Analyst: Love college football and enjoy watching it for hours? We need associates to view games and find the techniques/teaching points we identify for them in advance.  You will be recognized in publications, and could have the opportunity to move to full Analyst.   --College Football Analyst: We are looking for Coaches, or retired coaches to help create analysis videos (we do the video part) that will be viewed by thousands, and will help young football players as well as fans understand the game much better. The national recognition will help your resume' as well as make an impact upon the game we all dearly love.   --Video Specialist: We are looking for help in the Eugene/Springfield area to assist with the shooting and editing of analysis videos.   All Positions: Send a resume' with full contact information and any writing samples you have to charles@fishduck.com  Again, these are volunteer positions donating five hours a week each.

Kim Hastings

Kim Hastings

Kim Hastings is a 1984 graduate of Northwest Christian College. He cut his journalistic teeth as sports editor of a paper in his home town of Fortuna, CA, and, later as a columnist for the Longview Daily News in Longview, WA. He saw his first Oregon game in 1977 and never missed a home game from 1981 until a bout with pneumonia cut his streak short in 1997. He was one of the proud 3200 on a bitterly cold night in Shreveport, Louisiana in 1989 for the Independence Bowl, and continues to be big supporter of Oregon sports. He is an active participant on the various Oregon Ducks messageboards as "TacomaDuck."

  • cfluegge

    Kim, it’s been a pleasure reading your weekly feature. I feel bad for the demise of Fish Duck, but it sounds like it’s been tough sledding for Charles, and he deserves better. BTW, Fortuna is one of the prettiest places I’ve ever seen… Go Ducks!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lawrence Buckster

    Thanks for the Many Enlightening Articles and it Appears you’ve Earned a few weekends Off, Before you go, My Son & I need to know, Who’s goin to be the Ducks Startin QB?

    Cheers & have a Pint for me at The Marlin Club & Shipwreck Joey’s & hi to Rosie on Santa Catalina Island….

    SD Buck

  • John John

    hope to read your witty commentary somewhere in the future, Definitely will be missed and were a real highlight of the site for me. Thanks.