Broncos Plot to Replace Cougs

Somebody needs to wake up.

Mike Merrell’s Three and Out

A recent article posted on obnug.com declared that the Pac-12 could make a “butt load of money by dumping Wazzou [sic].” It’s an idea that has some merit. There’s no way the Cougars could be bringing in their share of revenues – although that doesn’t stop them from taking their share of the pie.

But there are a few clues that the article isn’t completely objective.

First, the writer didn’t know how to spell “Wazzu,” so you know right away he’s not a Pac-12 man — or woman. Second, if you look at the fine print, you will notice that “OBNUG” is a clever acronym for “One Bronco Nation Under God.” And the writer claimed his name is “B.D. Bronco.”

Yes, at least one Boise State fan is suggesting that the Pac-12 should dump Wazzu for Smurf Turf and Blue Horses, and that is the subject of this week’s Three-and-Out.

1. Wazzu. Even though the criteria for drumming a school out of the conference are probably impossibly difficult, the Cougars definitely deserve to be placed on double secret probation — at a minimum. To say that the Cougs do not compare well to the other Pac-12 schools in sports is akin to saying that I’m not as good a quarterback as Marcus Mariota.

The Learfield Sports Directors’ Cup rankings for the 2014-15 year rate athletic performance by school, taking all NCAA sports into account. Stanford, UCLA and USC nailed down the top three positions for Division I. Cal (12), the Ducks (13) and the Huskies (24) all made the top 25. Everybody else – except Wazzu — came in between 30th and 65th.

It's time for somebody to wake up.

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Unidentified cougar psychs up for athletic competition. 

Then you work your way down the list, passing by Gonzaga, Bill & Mary, Furman, Jimmy Madison, Portland, even Sacred Heart — which I suspect is secretly the Little Sisters of the Poor — and a bunch of schools you’ve never heard of. And finally, there they are in the No. 170 spot — the Washington State Cougars.

“Mr. Bronco” got it right that Pullman doesn’t have much of a population base to support the Cougs, but failed to mention that heavily-couged Spokane — which is comparable in size to Boise — is only 70 miles away. The Cougs also have a substantial following in a little coastal community known as Seattle, not to mention all of Eastern Washington, including the Tri-Cities, which probably has the biggest Wazzu following per capita in the state. As opposed to Boise State, which no doubt has a substantial following in Pocatello.

But you don’t fall to No. 170 in the Directors’ Cup standings by only being bad at football, where the Cougs keep us up way past bedtime by throwing incomplete passes through the final seconds of every game, even when they’re down by 5 TDs.

The Cougars just plain suck at pretty much everything, and you couldn’t really blame the Pac-12 for looking for a replacement, but…

2. Hold your horses, Bronco fans! Yes, with a metro population of 660,000 — including five surrounding counties — greater Boise has maybe 100,000 more folks than the Spokane area. And yes, as Mr. Bronco points out, someday there may be a million people. And yes, the stadium that Joe Albertson built with our grocery dollars does hold 4,000 more spectators than WSU’s dinky Martin Stadium, and we know that some day it may be expanded to 55,000.

Boise State consultant reaches deep for a solution to getting into a Power 5 conference.

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Boise State consultant reaches deep for a solution to getting into a Power 5 conference.

But the article overstates the Blue Horses’ level of support. The history of BSU as a four-year institution goes back only to 1965, so the roots and depth of alumni support are dwarfed by WSU, a larger school which goes back to 1890. And the assertion that the Broncos have 1.6 million viewers locked-in statewide makes the reality-impaired judgment call that the entire state of Idaho is solidly right behind the horse.

Ugh. Not a good place to be. I live in North Idaho myself, and honestly, you see about twice as many green and yellow O’s around town as you see blue horses. Truth is, the northern part of the state isn’t all that fond of anything Boise.

Furthermore, academics do matter to the Pac-12, and Boise State just isn’t in the same league as Wazzu, which — much to the Pac-12’s liking — is a land grant university well-known for programs in chemical engineering, animal, food and plant sciences, architecture and neuroscience. U.S. News & World Reports classifies WSU — and all the other Pac-12 schools — as “national universities.” BSU is classified as a “regional university.”

But the idea of trading WSU in on a new model isn’t a bad idea. It just shouldn’t be Boise State. It should be…

3. San Diego State. The OBNUG article glosses over the possibility of going with another California school on the grounds that the four current members have the state covered. Maybe Mr. Bronco has never bucked his way to California, but for those who haven’t noticed, California is a really, really big state. And it has lots of people — about 39 million.

Even split-up five ways instead of four, that would be nearly 8 million per school — and 8 million is way more than 1.6 million. Trust me, I’m a CPA, so I know these things.

The smart money is on San Diego having more tv sets than Boise.

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The smart money is on San Diego having more tv sets than Boise.

The San Diego metro area alone is more than 3 million souls strong, nearly twice the population of Idaho, even counting all of us Ducks fans who live here. San Diego State has an alumni base of 280,000 and 60 percent of them live in the San Diego area.

The Broncos play in a 37,000 seat stadium that hosts the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl. San Diego State plays in a stadium that seats more than 70,000 and has hosted three Super Bowls. And the turf is green.

Granted, Boise State had a 10-2 record in football last year to San Diego State’s 7-6. And yes, they did beat the Aztecs on the Smurf Turf 38-29, but only thanks to a fourth-quarter rally after trailing at the end of the third quarter. So the Aztecs aren’t all that far behind the Broncos and may be strategically placed to make up ground faster if admitted to the Pac-12.

Other sports? Boise State finished 64th in the Directors’ Cup standings, well above Wazzu. But who finished 63rd? San Diego State.

U.S. News & World Reports classifies San Diego State as a “national university,” ranked a mere 11 places below Wazzu.

And would the Northwest teams — which have been relegated to football games in southern California only once every two years — rather have the exposure of a game on the Smurf Turf or a game every year in the recruiting hotbed of Southern California?

Ah, but SD State would be in the Pac-12 South? Why not put it in the North? It’s not as though being geographically correct is that important to the Pacific-12. Not a drop of rain that falls on Salt Lake City, Utah, or Boulder, Colorado ever makes it to the Pacific.

The front end of Mr. Bronco’s idea — to ditch Wazzu — is not all that bad. The other thought though — to bring in Boise State — is truly straight from the horse’s rear end.

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  • Trapperpk

    First of all, full disclosure: I am a “Nuggie”, short for OBNUG Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Bronco Syndrome. 2ndly, Broncos has its eye on the Ball, not on the Pac-12 for a Wazz(o)u’s demise. WSU has its own destiny in peril from its own lack of Mystique. Boise State’s eye on the ball is a National Championship not necessarily through gaining PAC-12 acknowledgement.

    It’s unfortunate WSU is its own victim falling in the way of BSU’s march towards its own goal of a National Football Championship. BSU will do what’s necessary to get there even it means aligning with the Big 12, or a defunct Big East,or even “The PAC-12”, if necessary. So you missed the point with its opinion of OBNUG and its Nuggies. Bet you didn’t know about Nuggies in the first place, since you didn’t mention some of its commentators as “Nuggie” writers. Nuggies are very special, they often rant when provoked. They like DQ Blizzards if you did your homework, you would know that. Often a nuggie is floating the Boise River with a favorite Nuggette. So you don’t know everything about OBNUG or the Bronco’s ultimate goal. The National Championship. The Pac-12 is to blame for Wazzou’s demise when they cut the Group of Five off from goals of inclusion for the title of which, WSU is not any closer to it than 20 years ago. BSU is closer to it than WSU during the last ten years, you know, a National Title!

    My goals is to teach you not to snark off at any “Nuggies” for they are more formidable than any Minion WSU can field in Moscow, ooops I mean Pullman, Wa. I even know where that is, my big brother drove through there once, and he told me where it was. He told me it was about 109.1 miles south of Idaho’s town of Athol. So you see, Nuggies know about everything about what Nuggies need to know about WSU. The power five makes the rules, now the Broncos are going to play the rules to get that National Title. See Ya WSU wouldn’t want to be ya!

    • MAITAIDUCK

      Seriously as BSU’s goal may be to win a NATTY, but that’s never going to happen unless they get to one of the big 5 conference just like the BIG 12 shouldn’t complain about not getting a team into the playoff when they play 1 less game than the other power conferences. BIG 12 needs to have a conference championship just like the rest and need to improve their out of conference schedule.

      • dreambeliever11

        BSU is culturally and scholastically closer to the Big12 than they are to the Pac12. University of Oklahoma was at one time being considered as a potential Pac12 team but their scholastic standing isn’t regarded as being of high enough quality, that would be even more true regarding BSU.

  • B.D.Bronco

    1: ESPN spells it Wazzou thus so do I. 2: I Grew up in SoCal. No one roots for SDSU even in San Diego. 3: Spokane being heavily Coug’d counts for nothing when it comes to TV dollars. The Pac12 doesn’t get one cent from the Portland market in terms of TV money. Oregon’s value to the conference is in the their SOS and nationwide fan base, and getting to BCS games. CU sucks but the Pac 12 will continue to get money from the Denver market even if not one single Denver viewer ever watches a single CU game. Thus even if every citizen of Spokane were to watch a WSU game the conference doesn’t get that money because the Spokane TV market does include Pullman any more than the Portland market includes Eugene.

    • Dale Nixon

      Did you even grow up in San Diego? SoCal is a very general term.

    • Joseph Waisman

      The community and students support SDSU basketball and football was starting to catch on until Brady Home left.

    • Edwardthe4th

      B.D., have you ever heard of The Show? In addition to being voted the #1 fan base nationwide, they changed fandom. With all due respect, I think your observation about the San Diego State fan base is way off, or possibly outdated.

  • douglas fur

    Why would a school wanting to go for a national title want to join the PAC 12? With Oregon, USC, UCLA and Stanford having ranked teams it would just mean another contender sitting on the bench every year.
    DRB’74

  • Joseph Waisman

    Interesting, but parity simplifies conference ranking. So the PAC12 would probably add 2 schools. Note that SDSU and Boise St were supposed to join the big East and Boise backed out at the last minute. So SDSU would probably push for Colorado St or Byu being the second addition. Also worth noting is SDSU does well in multiple sports and is working to increase academic standing and research opportunities. So they may be even more suited for the conference in the future.

  • Edwardthe4th

    San Diego State is ready for the PAC12. Our academics are strong, and we have both basketball and football teams flirting with the AP Top 25. We made march madness earlier this year, and we’re about to complete a perfect year in football. It’s time to take it to the next level. Boise State isn’t as bad as this article portrays.