Don Pellum Chosen Over Host of . . . Interesting Candidates

Kim Hastings FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

The University of Oregon announced this week that former player and long-time assistant coach Don Pellum would be taking over as Defensive Coordinator.  This following the recent retirement of even longer time coach Nick Aliotti.  All Ducks fans wish Coach Pellum the very best of luck in what we hope will be a long and successful tenure running Oregon’s defense. …

The Ballad of the Green Brigade

Kim Hastings FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

  Fighting Ducks against the sky These are men who jump so high Men who mean just what they say The brave men of the Green Brigade Trained to live on Husky meat Washington they’re sure to beat Men who fight by day and night Listen not, to Herbie’s hype Put silver wings on my son’s chest Make him one …

The Unauthorized — yet Uncensored — History of FishDuck

Kim Hastings FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

People stop me on the street all the time with two questions:  Do you know that you have toilet paper on your shoe?”  And, “What is it like working for FishDuck.com?” Well, after more requests than I can count, I decided that it’s time to pull back the green curtain and let folks see the workings of our conglomerate that …

Deep in the Dark Hearts of Texas

Kim Hastings FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

Good morning Ducks fans of good faith and disposition.  On behalf of fishduck.com and it’s international subsidiaries, allow me to be the first to wish you a Happy New Year and a pleasing beating of them Longhorns hailin’ from the University of Texas. The Texas Longhorns.  What can be said about them that hasn’t already been said on NCAA investigations …

Truths, Half Truths and Outright Lies About San Antonio

Kim Hastings FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

Good morning, Duck fans.  In the days and weeks leading up to the Alamo Bowl there will be plenty of time for others here at fishduck.com/we’resohumblewedon’tcapitalizefish to break down the Zone Reads and the tendencies of the Ducks, Longhorns, and whoever Mack Brown is coaching when New Year’s Eve rolls around. Likewise, there will be time for me to skewer …

Civil War is WEASEL STOMPING DAY!

Charles Fischer, Mr. FishDuck FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

From Video Everyone has their traditions surrounding Thanksgiving and the Civil War football game.  A tradition of mine begun years back was to distribute this old video as a reminder of what we Duck fans hope to see in the football game, and of course to have a laugh in the process.  If you haven’t seen it in awhile? Stop, …