This week is my wife’s birthday. She turns (#@#%* transmission garbled) years old. I wanted to get her the best birthday gift possible, so I did what any intelligent husband would do.
She said, “A trip to Hawaii sounds fun.”
I would have to sell my body a jillion times over to finance a trip to Hawaii.
I could see she would be little help. So I called around to see if anyone else had any ideas.
Rick Neuheisel: The former coach at Colorado, Washington, and UCLA thought I should take whatever I have and buy into a basketball bracket game.
Tyrone Willingham: The successful former coach at Stanford, Notre Dame, and especially Washington, was unavailable. He was cleaning Charles Fischer’s pool.
Jameis Winston: The presumptive first pick in the NFL Draft was helpful … in his own way.
But still I wondered what I could get for my wife that would make her really happy. Finally I hit on a plan.
… and whispered the words guaranteed to make a real woman leave claw marks on her man’s back.
Happy birthday, Jeri Deanne. Love FishDuck.com. P.S.: Charles is buying you a chinchilla coat.
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