What I Am Willing to Do to Turn This Thing Around

Kim Hastings FishWrap, FishWrap Archive 1 Comment

Remember when teams used to fear us? Well those days are pretty much behind us. There are those who would suggest we would be better off remembering the olden days, when the Civil War was the be-all and end-all after a season of getting mauled by our betters. NO! NEIN! NYET!いいえ!Walang! I’m not willing to go there just yet. So, …

Side effect of "The Weiner Condition"; severe creepiness.

“The Weiner Condition”

Mathew Topolewski FishWrap, FishWrap Archive Leave a Comment

Side effect of “The Weiner Condition”; severe creepiness. Folks, this past week saw the resurgence of an old time ailment. A dangerous condition which, doctors and researchers both agree, causes people to behave in a completely unprofessional, embarrassing, dimwitted manner. At its crux, this ailment slowly targets one’s central reputation system, essentially eroding it away to a terminal state. Its …

Gut wrenching times with Chip Kelly

Sam Arney FishWrap, FishWrap Archive 8 Comments

With the new era of Helfrich football just over the rise, I thought it would be a good time to look back at the Chip Kelly era. Specifically the most gut wrenching parts of it.  As we are all huge Ducks fans, some of the most vivid memories we have over the last four seasons are the losses.  Chip Kelly was such a …