1. Is new UGA coach Kirby Smart’s nickname:
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Here he comes to save the day.
a. ‘Get;’
b. ‘Not Too;’
c. ‘Wicked?’
2. If no one showed for a Coach Saban press conference would he:
a. yell at the Coke bottle;
b. yell at the Dasani bottle;
c. yell at both bottles?
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Too many options.
3. If Nick Saban coaches ALABAMA through 2030;
a. no one will agree to coach the other SEC teams;
b. he will be the wealthiest person in the state of Alabama;
c. he will own the state of Alabama?
4. A Google Earth Search of Tuscaloosa most closely resembles downtown:
a. Kabul;
b. Mogadishu;
c. Pyongyang?
5. Just because ESPN owns the SEC Network does not mean that it is:
a. biased;
b. prejudiced;
c. headquartered in Paul Finebaum’s Man Cave?
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Mr. Finebaum is not amused.
6. Did the Head Ball Coach:
a. bail on the Gamecocks;
b. bolt on the Gamecocks;
c. pull a Houdini on the Gamecocks?
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Ball is life.
7. When the Alabama equipment manager lends money to a player the interest rate is:
a. zero;
b. zilch;
c. nada?
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This is Vandy’s year.
8. When the Alabama equipment manager lends money to a player the due date is:
a. when Nick Saban laughs out loud on TV;
b. when Jesus returns;
c. when Vandy wins the national championship?
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Really?
9. Does sh-t passing through a tin horn:
a. exceed the speed of light;
b. render the instrument unplayable;
c. always fall on the head of a November FCS opponent?
10. Who spreads the most male bovine excrement?
a. Jeff Long;
b. Bill Hancock;
c. LSU’s AD?
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Pick me!
11. On New Year’s Eve did Jimmy Kimmel watch the playoff games with:
a. Bill Hancock;
b. the UGA mascot;
c. a USC Song Girl?
12. What is Bret Bielema’s number 1 goal in 2016?
a. to jump on his wife without smothering her;
b. to stop CAL players from jogging;
c. to beat Toledo?
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Nailed it.
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