Cranky Curmudgeon: How much do you know about the SEC?

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1. Is new UGA coach Kirby Smart’s nickname:

Here he comes to save the day.

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Here he comes to save the day.

a. ‘Get;’

b. ‘Not Too;’

c. ‘Wicked?’

 

2. If no one showed for a Coach Saban press conference would he:

a. yell at the Coke bottle;

b. yell at the Dasani bottle;

c. yell at both bottles?

Too many options.

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Too many options.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. If Nick Saban coaches ALABAMA through 2030;

a. no one will agree to coach the other SEC teams;

b. he will be the wealthiest person in the state of Alabama;

c. he will own the state of Alabama?

 

4. A Google Earth Search of Tuscaloosa most closely resembles downtown:

a. Kabul;

b. Mogadishu;

c. Pyongyang?

 

5. Just because ESPN owns the SEC Network does not mean that it is:

a. biased;

b. prejudiced;

c. headquartered in Paul Finebaum’s Man Cave?

Mr. Finebaum is not amused.

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Mr. Finebaum is not amused.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Did the Head Ball Coach:

a. bail on the Gamecocks;

b. bolt on the Gamecocks;

c. pull a Houdini on the Gamecocks?

Ball is life.

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Ball is life.

 

7. When the Alabama equipment manager lends money to a player the interest rate is:

a. zero;

b. zilch;

c. nada?

 

This is Vandy's year.

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This is Vandy’s year.

8. When the Alabama equipment manager lends money to a player the due date is:

a. when Nick Saban laughs out loud on TV;

b. when Jesus returns;

c. when Vandy wins the national championship?

 

Really?

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Really?

9. Does sh-t passing through a tin horn:

a. exceed the speed of light;

b. render the instrument unplayable;

c. always fall on the head of a November FCS opponent?

 

10. Who spreads the most male bovine excrement?

a. Jeff Long;

b. Bill Hancock;

c. LSU’s AD?

 

Pick me!

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Pick me!

11. On New Year’s Eve did Jimmy Kimmel watch the playoff games with:

a. Bill Hancock;

b. the UGA mascot;

c. a USC Song Girl?

 

12. What is Bret Bielema’s number 1 goal in 2016?

a. to jump on his wife without smothering her;

b. to stop CAL players from jogging;

c. to beat Toledo?

bielema

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Nailed it.

 

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