Hello, Ducks! This Saturday the Utah Utes come to Autzen Stadium in the gloaming to take on our Ducks. A lot of questions will be answered by the time Sunday morning rolls around. One question we believe will be answered is one posed by the Utes. Just how long is the field, anyway?
Sure we have some questions. We wonder about the defense. We wonder about the franchise’s finger. But this week, FishDuck.com decided to go a different direction.
We believe Duck fans are among the smartest in the nation. The very fact you read The Great and Powerful Fish shows a level of intelligence far surpassing the normal invertebrates. So this is your chance to prove it . . .
1. What is That Stench Permeating Salt Lake City?
a) The brine from all the salt in the lake.
b) The decaying hopes of a fan base who believed they could compete in the Pac-12.
2. The Ducks are Playing Utah This Week. They are Known as the Utah ____
c) Little Big Loves
3. The Mountains East of Salt Lake City are Called ___ ____ ___
a) The Wasatch Range.
b) Little Big Mounds.
c) Hella Ugly Hills.
4. Utah is Known as the Beehive State. Why?
a) Bees are industrious and hard-working.
b) Astronaut Buzz Aldrin was raised in Provo.
c) High school seniors who choose UU later feel stung by the decision.
5. Utah Has Two National Recreation Areas. Name Them.
a) Flaming Gorge and Glen Canyon
b) Engorged Hemorrhoid and Glen Campbell
c) Gorgeous George and Canonero II
6. The State of Utah is Bordered By Six Other States. Name Them.
a) New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, Idaho, Wyoming and Colorado
b) Nebraska, South Dakota, South California, Kansas, Iowa and Texas
c) Confusion, Loneliness, Despair, Hopelessness, Rage, and Puerto Rico
Go Ducks! Unleash the Beast!
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