A Second Income for FishDuck

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Hello, Ducks. Well, we have hinted about it in weeks past. Now it’s time to come clean. The Golden Era of FishDuck.com

The fancy corporate offices...

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The fancy corporate offices …

Fish's personal masseuse

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Fish’s personal masseuse.

All gone. We have fallen on hard times. Road trips which were a few hours in the company jet are different now.

Charles Fischer and me just outside of Boulder.

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Me and my FishDuck research assistant just outside of Boulder last Friday.

It has gotten bad enough that I need to take on a second job. But what should I do?

I decided to take a look at my skill set. What are my strengths? What can I offer that no one else can? Then it came to me! I’m a degenerate gambler!

Pictured seated from left and clockwise: Caleb Couturie, Dano Dunn, Charles Fischer, and me.

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Pictured seated from left and clockwise: Caleb Couturie, Dano Dunn, Charles Fischer, and me.

Boy, do I feel better. Obviously gambling on football can and will make me rich. But I don’t want to be just rich for myself. I want to take you, my loyal FishDuck.com reader on the ride with me.

That’s why I am giving to you, free of charge, my college football selections for this week. Not only will you get the picks, but the research behind the picks. Are you ready? Here we go!

Bowling Green -13.5 versus UMass 

Because bowlers are some of the best athletes I've ever seen.

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Because bowlers are some of the best athletes I’ve ever seen.

Kansas State +9.5 versus TCU

Because K-State head Coach Bill Snyder knows how to stop speed.

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Because K-State head coach Bill Snyder knows how to stop speed.

USC -17 Washington and Washington on the Money Line against USC (Written before game last night)

Because if there was ever...

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Because if there were ever …

Two teams who deserve to lose ...

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… two teams who deserve to lose …

Go Ducks! Crush the Cougs!

Top photo by lifehack.org

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