FishDuck.com’s Fearless Oregon-Cal Prediction

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Good morning, Duck fans! We thought we would take this opportunity to let you behind the curtain of FishDuck.com.

Come on back. Don't be afraid. The writers are all dressed...mostly

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Come on back. Don’t be afraid. The writers are all dressed … mostly.

Many of you have asked, “How does FishDuck.com do it? You guys are always so right on! It’s uncanny.”

Unerring analytical accuracy

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The answer is simple, really. 

We arrive at our conclusions through research behind the numbers.

And occasionally behind trees

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And occasionally behind trees.

All designed to provide you with the tools you need to be the smartest person in the room.

Maybe not as smart as the guy who invented the camera/hammer. But close

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Maybe not as smart as the guy who invented the digital camera/hammer. But close.

But deep within the halls of FishDuck.com‘s global headquarters in its undisclosed location is the prognostication room. It is there that the magic truly happens.

Alakazam!

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Alakazam!

Tomorrow night our Ducks continue one of the strangest seasons in modern history when they take on the California Golden Bears.

$100 from Charles Fischer to the first commenter who can identify this bear.

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Lunch with Charles Fischer, in a kimono, to the first commenter who can identify this bear.

And only from us will you get the right prediction.

OREGON 3  CALIFORNIA 0 … in four overtimes!

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