Cranky Curmudgeon: Happy Meat Market Day!

Jon Joseph Humor

Signing day is coming The SEC is getting fat Please put a top 300 dude In Coach Helf’s recruiting hat!   If you don’t have a 300 Then a few 400’s will do If you don’t have any 400’s Puddles turns from green to blue! The annual mating ritual between high school football players and college football (‘CFB’) head coaches culminates on Wednesday, February 3, …

FishDuck.com — Fading but Not Leaving

Charles Fischer, Mr. FishDuck Editorials

After having written more than 300 articles over the last four years — none were as hard for me as this one. FishDuck.com … after having many false stops and starts in the past is finally downsizing – as we have attempted many times. The more than 50 writers and editors are now gone (at one time we had more than 100 volunteers in six departments), and it will …

FishDuck.com Drops Sports News to Serve the NEXT LEVEL Fan

Charles Fischer, Mr. FishDuck FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

You may have noticed that the number of articles published at FishDuck.com has dropped from an average of six per day to three and a half per day this last month, and that is big decline in production for any site. The reason? We have dropped Sports News at FishDuck.com and actually eliminated the former Sports News Team that had …

Holiday Wishes for the Oregon Ducks

Randy Morse FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

As Christmas approaches, FishDuck.com‘s foreign correspondent, Randy Morse, aka the Fool on the Hill, dishes five fervent holiday wishes for the Ducks from the shores of magnificent Kootenay Lake, tucked high into the alpine wilds of British Columbia’s Purcell and Selkirk ranges. Top photo Randy Morse

Ducks Tackle Arizona in Pac-12 Title Tilt: Three Things to Watch from FishDuck.com’s Fool on the Hill

Randy Morse FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

FishDuck.com‘s resident Fool on the Hill, Randy Morse, discusses three reasons why the Ducks will prevail in this Friday’s clash in Levi’s Stadium for all the Pac-12 football marbles. Note from the Owner: Randy Morse is a writer/editor/publisher who contributes to FishDuck.com every week mixing in his unique lifestyle along with his amusing thoughts. The “Hill” he is reporting from …

Marcus Mariota: The Heisman Trophy Would be “A Dream Come True”

McKalie Bellew FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

It’s a big week for Oregon Ducks football as we head into a rematch against Arizona for the Pac-12 Championship title and an opportunity to play in the first ever college football playoff. This morning Marcus Mariota was interviewed at the Hatfield-Dowlin Complex for FishDuck.com. Not only are the Ducks heading into their rematch against Arizona this week, but the Heisman Trophy winner will …

How Mariota’s Niceness Affects His Opponents

McKalie Bellew FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

Well, there it is. The last game in Autzen Stadium for the 2014 season and the last time we got to see a chunk of our Ducks out on that field ever again. But what is really pulling at my heartstrings, and I’m sure many other fans, is the thought of that being the last time we would ever see …

Joe Young “Happy but Not Satisfied” in Men’s Basketball Season Opener

McKalie Bellew FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

After the season opener for our men’s basketball team, Caleb Couturie attended the post-game press conference for FishDuck.com at Matthew Knight Arena. Oregon defeated Coppin State 107-65 last night in the season opener! I shed a tear as I write this because I was unable to attend the game. Total bummer. Our star player, Joe Young, had a lot of good …

Team Ranking Meaning: Fans vs Players

McKalie Bellew FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

Beloved readers and fellow fans — game day is just around the corner, which means it’s time for me to start getting those nauseous/anxious butterflies in my stomach I’m always talking about. However, I must say the way our men have been playing these past few weekends has transformed my stomachache from anxious to excited! I honestly believe that team is …

FishDuck.com Rolls Out New, Incredibly Awesome Weekly Article Lineup!

Charles Fischer, Mr. FishDuck FishWrap, FishWrap Archive

Duck fans — you have got to check out the lineup of incredible articles at FishDuck.com for football season! Learn where your favorite article themes and writers will land on the week and enjoy them as I do … as it has never been better at FishDuck.com. We have the best set of daily articles for your entertainment and edification than ever …

No. 1-Ranked Texas Bullets Build Powerhouse With Oregon’s Blueprint

Adam Sharp Advice for the Coaches

After three consecutive turnovers on the first three drives, the Texas Bullets stood calmly on the sideline knowing that this was it. Down 10-0 to the back-to-back league champion and current national champion North Texas Longhorns, this was not the start to the Bullets’ first shot at a championship we had dreamed about for the past seven years. John McGuire’s …

The Chuck Norris of Oregon Sports Fans: Mike Merrell

FishDuck Staff For the Fans

FishDuck.com has a distinct ability to connect with the casual fan.  I say ‘casual’ because for most fans, the roaring spirit of Duck sports can be an escape from the harsh realities of life. Not so for Mike Merrell, however, who is an editor and writer for FishDuck.com. See, Mike doesn’t view Duck sports as just a hobby, he also …