The BEST of FishDuck.com Humor

Charles Fischer Best of FishDuck.com Humor 2 Comments

For those who wish to get right to it … this is the complete “Best of FishDuck.com Humor“ listings page, so scroll down below to see them immediately. This BEST of FishDuck.com Humor page is one of 12 new sections of the incredible 1,000+ piece Oregon Football Repository that can be found up on the Toolbar. It has been a blast …

Oregon Ducks Recruiting Update: Top Prep Mascot Coming to Eugene

Darren Perkins Best of FishDuck.com Humor, Humor 7 Comments

Coach Willie Taggart once again waves his Florida magic wand to secure a major recruit. Kenny Johns, a 5-star mascot performer out of Gainesville, FL, has committed to the Oregon Ducks. Johns confirmed his commitment to 247Sports later that day: “Duck yeah! I’m a Duck!” The 5’10” Johns (ninth-ranked mascot per 247Sports Composite) is an excellent foot stomper and can reel off …

What the Oregon Ducks are Giving up for Lent

Kim Hastings Best of FishDuck.com Humor, Humor 5 Comments

My friends … Kim Hastings was the humor writer at FishDuck.com for over four years, as every Saturday morning it was fun to check the site and have some laughs over a good cup of java. I really miss his humor, and as favor to me–he came back to offer some fun to brighten your day too. Charles Fischer My …

Fare Thee Well

Kim Hastings Best of FishDuck.com Humor 5 Comments

Well, it looks like FishDuck.com is going away, at least in its current high content, fast moving iteration. That being the case I wanted to take this opportunity to say thank you and farewell to all who have made this journey so enjoyable. To the schools at whose expense I have plowed the most fertile ground. Then to the FishDuck folks themselves. …

Ducks Travel to East Lansing Asking, “Where?”

Kim Hastings Best of FishDuck.com Humor 3 Comments

The Oregon Ducks got the kinks out offensively last week against Eastern Washington (and played defense somewhat offensively at the same time, but we’re not going there today) in preparation for the meatier part of the schedule. This week, the Michigan State Spartans host the Mightys at Spartan Stadium in East Lansing, Michigan. FishDuck.com sent their crack staff (me and an …

Confession is Good for the Duck

Kim Hastings Best of FishDuck.com Humor 3 Comments

Bless me Fish, for I have sinned.  It’s been forever since my last confession, but I have to get a few things off my chest.  My soul is weary with the pain and weight of iniquity.  I yearn for absolution in the dark and cozy confines of the Fishfessional. Where shall I start?  Well, in 1978, I had not yet …

My Wife’s Birthday Got Me to Thinking …

Kim Hastings Best of FishDuck.com Humor, FishWrap, FishWrap Archive Leave a Comment

Thursday was my wife’s birthday  (“Happy birthday, honey.  Sorry about, well, you know.”)  It being her special day, I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell all of you what a lucky guy I am. When I met her all those years ago, she didn’t know the difference between Oregon and Oregon State.  Last season, at the end of the Civil …

The Enemy of My Enemy Still Needs a Good Thrashing

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koze950.com If there is one thing that I have in common with Washington State football fans it is my understanding of what makes them mad.  Nothing sets off a Cougar fan like The Color Purple. So let me tell you something indeed. It’s hard to write snarky things about a team that dislikes purple as much as I dislike purple. …

Yes Virginia, There is a Duck

Kim Hastings Best of FishDuck.com Humor 2 Comments

S39.photobucket.com Good morning Duck fans!  It’s Virginia Day for the Mighty Quack, as the Ducks take it on the road for a game about which they can’t be as cavalier as they were about Nicholls State University State College University, or whatever they are calling themselves now.   Since we don’t venture into the ACC all that much, and have …

Answering the Emails

Kim Hastings Best of FishDuck.com Humor 1 Comment

Each week FishDuck.com authors receive feedback from our readers.  The complimentary ones go on the Wall of Fame at FishDuck.com International Headquarters in Zurich, Switzerland.  The ones that aren’t so complimentary are tracked down by I.P. address so that some of our more aggressive employees can help the readers understand the error of their ways.  At any rate, here is a sample …

Rose Bowl Blog of a Crazed Duck Fan

Kim Hastings Best of FishDuck.com Humor Leave a Comment

January 2, 2012- 1;34 a.m:  Decided on Rose Bowl attire.  Going to go with white hoodie, with silver “O” and silver wings.  I know we’re wearing dark, but the hoodie is undefeated this season.  It did very well in taking down the Beavs.  Maybe it will do the job today. 8:55 a.m:  Shopping list:   2 boxes Milk Duds. Check.  2 …