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  • European Border Breakers Awards 2011 Show   By René Keijzer

    Welcome to the 2014 FISHIES

    They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. That’s why FishDuck.com was so pleased when ESPN scheduled the ESPYs during the same week as our more prestigious award show. FishDuck.com’s crack staff and stable of high quality production assistants … … looked through the …

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  • Question Marks By Clipartcotttage D79lpm31

    I’m Broke! Should I Be a Beaver?

    I’m broke. I won’t always be broke. It’s a temporary condition due to spending too much on my own birthday and the fact that my stock options with FishDuck (FKU:NYSE) and 401k don’t vest for another year. But being broke, for no matter how long, …

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    FishDuck Reads the Declaration of Independence

    A group of  rich white men banded together because they didn’t want to pay taxes. No, not just recently. I’m talking about 238 years ago at the time of the American Revolution. The end result of that decision — which, if you’ve ever walked the …

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    Redskins! Right, Wrong or Do We Care?

    Once in a while I put the twisted mind that I usually display to you folks in the closet for a week to talk about an issue that has lately come across the cultural dashboard. With the removal of the federal trademark by the U. …

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  • Fiddler On The Roof Fiddler

    A Twisted History of Sports Traditions

    Sports fans love a good tradition. Everything from singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” during the 7th-inning stretch to “Gentlemen Start Your Engines” at the beginning of the Indy 500. We love them all. At least, we love most of them. Here are some …

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    Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch the World Cup

    Biggest sporting event in the world! Dwarfing the Super Bowl and the NCAA Tournament combined! More than one $Billion wagered worldwide! Watched in more than 800 million homes worldwide in 356 countries in three galaxies! Sport with the most openly phallic trophy in the history of the world! Just stop! …

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  • Capgpwn

    To the Class of 2014

    Governor Kitzhaber, President Gottfredson, honored guests, graduates and family members. On this graduation day we gather to celebrate the University of Oregon Class of 2014. We look forward to great things and we look back on the time in your life that you may well …

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    The 10 Dumbest States in America

    The financial website “The Street” went on a quest to find the states where the most intelligent people reside. While I have nothing but respect for Massachusetts, Minnesota, Connecticut, et. al, my greatest interest in their findings were largely in the other direction. What states …

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  • Im Sorry

    Confession is Good for the Duck

    Bless me Fish, for I have sinned.  It’s been forever since my last confession, but I have to get a few things off my chest.  My soul is weary with the pain and weight of iniquity.  I yearn for absolution in the dark and cozy …

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  • Oregon

    Why the State of Oregon Rules the World … or at Least the Left Coast

    People sometimes ask me why I became such a fanatical supporter of the University of Oregon.  They point out that I grew up in Northern California, closer to the unshaved armpits of Berkeley and the pointy heads at Palo Alto, than to Eugene.  They point out that …

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